That hair.

THE HAT. Also who goes to the beach with a bunch of flimsy material trailing after them.

I wonder if the dress on this one actually is able to stay flared up on its own or Mattel is just being a mean bitch by posing the doll like this.

I don’t have anything intelligent to say, since the overuse of gold is faithful to the film and therefore it’s kind of ok? They certainly could have used a better fabric for that underdress, though.

That netting.

>unsure whether this counts as “feminism problems” or “barbie: forever classy”

Oh, Julie Andrews. Even in Barbie form you can do no wrong.

Grace Kelly, stop classing up Barbie. You’re making my blog unfunny. Stop this nonsense.

Um…what?

You know you’re a really desperate Elvis fan when you NEED to own a doll of Priscilla as well as the man himself.